Cabin

[Intro]
I've been waiting years for some dumb asses just like these two walking horror tropes to step into my trap

[Verse 1: Joe Black & Billy Obey]
We needed some peace and quiet to write
Never guessed that we'd be dying tonight
On the interstate we roll into our destination ([Here, bruh?])
Completely unaware that our death was near
Hours later out of weed and out of gas we finally make it (About time)
It looks abandoned like the shack that stands adjacent
But the door was left open yo and that don't make no sense to me
I doubt these trees are thieves, that there's no need for keys
Yeah you're probably right Joe but this shit don't look safe at all
Why the windows boarded up? Taxidermy's hanging on the wall
We need to get the lights on, I'm blind as hell, I might as well
Talking as he ventured off into the cellar by himself
Darker than the Undertaker, can't see a thing
But I stumble straight into the breaker, lucky me (Oh God dammit)
Not much to see, just a lockbox old and broke
Two words written in the dust, don't smoke (Yeah right)

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
Vacant, abandoned by the looks
Here we go on a trip to a cabin in the woods
Possessed by the demons but the seller didn't tell ya
Now you're sitting in the cellar of the cabin in the woods
(Let's go) We got that chainsaw music
Bag of the dead, rolling boomsticks (Boom)
Came here to get my head right (Right)
Now everybody dead (Right)

[Verse 2: Joe Black & Billy Obey]
Up the stairs like "yo, like bro you won't believe this shit" (What is it?)
I open up the box to show him the glowing weed in it (Fuck yeah)
Judging by the dust it's old as fuck but a smell lingers
Reached in to grab a bud but something bit my finger (Motherfucker, what the fuck?)
That bite look like it hurt
But we need to get a buzz I think that knife it just might work
Sliced it gradually at first, then the weed it scream in agony
You can have half of me, just quit stabbin' me
Wait a second man it said "don't smoke" for a reason (You're probably not right)
The weed is speaking and screaming, I think it's bleeding
I might just kick the habit, you done stabbed it, you can have it
Don't be a bitch ass [?] cabin

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
Vacant, abandoned by the looks
Here we go on a trip to a cabin in the woods
Possessed by the demons but the seller didn't tell ya
Now you're sitting in the cellar of the cabin in the woods
(Let's go) We got that chainsaw music
Bag of the dead, rolling boomsticks (Boom)
Came here to get my head right (Right)
Now everybody dead (Right)

[Outro]
Hahaha
You stupid fucks, you wanna save your friend?
You better hit that blunt quick, fat boy
Su ekoms ,su ekomS