Neckties

[Intro]
Children… will you suffer to come unto me?

[Verse 1: Ron Underwood]
Are you lost - do you need to find your way?
Just put blind faith in me - everything's gonna be okay
I'll give you answers to questions you never thought
I'll sell you things that you never would've bought

[Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood]
And if you wanna get to be, be just like me
You gotta smile, gotta smile just like me
You gotta walk, gotta walk just like me
Don't punch or kick or strike me!
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe bebebe
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe bebebe
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe
You gotta spank me, spank me

[Chorus: Ron Underwood & Jason Carson]
Neckties are worn to show respect here
(Aahh-aahh!)
No! Ties are worn to say, "Hey, I've got money!"
Jesus never wore a necktie
(Aahh-aahh!)
Is that why you say he needs my money?

[Verse 2: Ron Underwood]
Does it hurt when you see children at odds
Like when they say theirs is better than another god?
Just like comparing a gun to a can of mace;
Lapses in logic are just so commonplace

[Pre-Chorus: Ron Underwood]
And if you wanna get to be, be just like me
You gotta smile, gotta smile just like me
You gotta walk, gotta walk just like me
Don't punch or kick or strike me!
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe bebebe
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe bebebe
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe
You gotta spank me, spank me

[Chorus: Ron Underwood & Jason Carson]
Neckties are worn to show respect here
(Aahh-aahh!)
No! Ties are worn to say, "Hey, I've got money!"
Jesus never wore a necktie
(Aahh-aahh!)
Is that why you say he needs my money?

[Bridge]
Children…

[Interlude]
What were the thoughts that you began to have when you began to consider Jesus?
J-J-J-Je-e-e-sus-us

[Chorus 1]
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All I had is [?]
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All I had is [?]
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All I had is [?]
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All I had is [?]
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All I had is [?]
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All I had is [?]

[Break]
One more time for the masses!

[Chorus 2]
[?] (Whoop)
All I had is [?]
[?] (Whoop)
All I had is [?] (Whoop)

[Outro]
Satan invented rock music ([?])
(All I had is [?])
[?] to corrupt our children!
And Satan's plan eventually ([?])
(All I had is [?])
Causing disorder among young boys
[?] for children to undermine their parents!