Nag Old She Asians

[OBI-WAN]
We need something special from you
And if you don’t mind what they are called
We need something very quick
And we offer you these
Nag old she Asians

[NUDES, spoken]
Is this a joke, Qui-Gon?

[OBI-WAN]
Nag old she Asians
They’re Chinese grandmothers

[QUI-GON]
Hold on, he means this
Negotiations
We need fuel--

[OBI-WAN]
Yeah, that’s what I said
Nag old she Asians
Don’t draw away fast
These nag old she Asians
Will have a job to last
Well, first you gotta do all the funding
‘Cuz we don’t have the money to do that, honey

[NUDES, spoken]
What the hell, Qui-Gon?

[OBI-WAN]
Nag old she Asians
They’re nag old she Asians
You give us stuff and we give ya nothing

[QUI-GON]
Hold on
It’s negotiations
Not whatever you’re on about
These negotiations
Will last a lifetime more

[OBI-WAN, spoken]
More than nag old she Asians?

[QUI-GON, spoken]
Negotiations!

[OBI-WAN]
Got it
Nag old she asians

[NUDES, spoken]
I’m leaving

[QUI-GON]
Wait, don’t--
And he left us now
“Nag old she asians”
Seriously, Obi-Wan?

[OBI-WAN, spoken]
Yeah