Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me

He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space

We'll send him cheesy movies (uh, uh, uh)
The worst we can find (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Joel can't control (uh, uh, uh)
Where the movies begin or end (la la la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends

Robot Roll Call:
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Then repeat to yourself: "It's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000"