Mystery Meat

[Excerpts of dialogue from unknown source]:
"Today, in Intergalactic Headlines: The Planets Federation Food and Drug Administration have ruled over 15 extraterrestrial meats and their artificially synthesized substitutes are legal to humans, for unknown reasons…"

[instrumental]

"Will (?) answer the question: what exactly is in our (?)"

"The scariest thing is that it's all radioactive."

"An epidemic of cataclysmic proportions that goes far beyond this galaxy."

"(?) understands the (?) basically allows every planet and homebase this side of Alpha Centauri to make their own versions of spam."

"Will (?) answer the question: what exactly is in our..."

"Up to 20 percent of the content is constituted with, amongst other things, adding alien rodent tails and body parts not to mention (?) from insects that we objectively classified…"

"The scariest thing is that it’s all radioactive."

"An epidemic of cataclysmic proportions that goes far beyond this galaxy."