Myrtle Beach

Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach

I'm gonna smoke me a joint when I get there
I'm gonna drink a cold beer when I get there
I'm gonna lay one out when I get there
And I ain't gonna sleep when I get there
Get a rebel flag raft when I get there
Airbrushed T-shirts when I get there
Get some Calabash shrimp when I get there
I'm gonna miss the Pavilion when I get there

Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach

It wouldn't be Myrtle Beach without rednecks
Black Bike Week, it's all good, what's next
Cherry Grove down to Murrells Inlet
We gonna take it up a notch when the sun sets

I'm gonna play a round of golf when I get there
Goin' fishin' off the hooker when I get there
Late nights at Crazy Horse when I get there
It's like saltwater taffy when I get there
Well I'm the Myrtle Beach midnight mayor
Gonna shag on the Strand like a player
We get hurricanes, fuck a tornader
I'm gonna miss the Pavilion when I get there

Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach

It wouldn't be Myrtle Beach without rednecks
Black Bike Week, it's all good, what's next
Cherry Grove down to Murrells Inlet
We gonna take it up a notch when the sun sets

I'm gonna smoke me a joint when I get there
I'm gonna drink a cold beer when I get there
I'm gonna lay one out when I get there
And I ain't gonna sleep when I get there
Get a rebel flag raft when I get there
Airbrushed T-shirts when I get there
Eat some Calabash shrimp when I get there
I'm gonna miss the Pavilion when I get there

Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach
Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach
Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach

Haha, goddamn I love Myrtle Beach!