Intro (A Tradition Like No Other)

It takes a fifth of hard liquor just to get me on stage
Y'all we're on it tonight, I've been add up the days
A tradition like no other
If you've listened before, then you heard me say
The powder in the pill keeps me goin' for days
A tradition like no other

I might sit my ass down after hittin' the bong
You might find me on a boat, drunk and singin' some songs
A tradition like no other
They say I stink, need to change, this and that and the other
But I done bought my shorts for the summer
A tradition like no other