My Strongest Suit

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

Now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked
With some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau

To your deathbed
You're on view
So never compromise
Accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

Staying in or hitting townwards
From the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban
Whether clog, boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff
Outrageously's a crime

And the few who are invited
To my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things to find a route
That in negligee or formal
I am anything but normal
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear

Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

Now you don't need a recital
Of the reasons why it's vital
That tonight my drapings will not be subdued
That from coronet to sandal
No one else is worth a candle
That I couldn't make more impact in the nude

So bring me all my finest
Most audacious
My divinest
Most revealing
Most expensive and to boot
Most arresting
Most heart-stopping
Most free-flowing
Most eye-popping
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
(My dress has always been
My dress has always been)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(My dress has always been my strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)
(My strongest suit)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
(Strongest suit, strongest suit)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(My dress has always been my strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Dress has always been my strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
(Oh-oh)
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere