My Penis

[Chorus]
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis

[Verse 1]
My penis, look at the size of it
I, I wanna see your bosoms and dize on it
Don’t worry, it’s good that your eyes on it
But just to make it smaller, I’m puttin’ some ice on it, yeah
And I’ll probably spoof in your eye socket
My cock is causin’ this woman to dry vomit
I like vomit, I couldn’t survive on it
But I’ll eat it every night with some puddin’ or rice on it
I’ve got an iconic willy, yeah, it’s kinda huge
If you can find it through my underwear, behind my pubes
I’ve got a slimy gooch, is your vagina loose?
I can be a mighty, nice masseuse if you’d like to root
I’m a tiger, wrong animal
Radical shlong ration your vaginal, on national
Television, no hassles, it’s all natural
You have to [?] packages ration you

[Chorus]
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis

[Verse 2]
My penis is humongous, the reason that you sluts is
Leavin’ on two crutches, Jesus, my huge crotch is disgustin’
Somethin’ bulimics can puke up with
A fuckin’ behemoth, it seems like smooth custard
You’re beaver and boobs, lost it, but really? Can you blame him, though?
It will make you soakin’ wet, I bet you’ll need a change of clothes
I bet you’ll have to go explain at all your neighbours’ homes
Blamin’ my amazin’ bonin’ talent for the way you moan
Fellatio is my penis’ best friend
The sweetest of rectums, I’m eager to wreck them
I pee on your breasts, then you’ll proceed with your chest drenched
There’s obscene scenes you haven’t seen, seen in my sex den
You queef with your legs spread, when my cock rapes you
I bet you’ll suck my penis, even when you’re not made to
I’ma reap your swappy twat until it’s got a bruise
And be warned, there’s no tellin’ what my srog may do

[Chorus]
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis (oi)

[Verse 3]
My penis, still so wicked and so tank, but
It’s the reason the dildo business will go bankrupt
No fat sluts, kill those bitches with those flab guts
And I ain’t needin’ no film or pictures, I don’t wank much
Got hoes plaqued, bruv, basically, I’m a large threat
At the zoo, my dick was mistaken for a giraffe’s neck
Ah, yes, my brain is just a bizarre mess
Every slut I see, my aim is to get her arse stretched
These tards sweat, when I enter their room
They can sense that I soon will be dentin’ their womb
‘Cause my tentacle’s huge, did I mention? It’s groomed
Then invented a screw, when it gets in the mood
It’s connected to two nuts, both are gigantic
Watchin’ my taipan dick chokin’ bystanders
My willy will always be groped with my standards
So nice that it could make Homer like Flanders

[Chorus]
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis
Baby, you don’t know
You don’t know what you’re in for
But it loves you so
It’s my penis