My Pal, Gord

I hung out with God the other day
And boy did we sure have a lot to say
He made fun of my shorts, I talked shit on his sandals
He said that Neil Young sucks, He's never heard of the Vandals

And I guess we won't get along

I hung out with God the other week
And we went for a walk on down the street
He said I better repent for everything that I've done
I said that he should get bent, I'm having way too much fun

I sat down with God this afternoon
Even though I had some other shit to do
He said I better shape up if I want to breathe heaven's air
And I said send me straight to hell cause all my friends will be there