Captain Insane-O

I've been sitting on my couch for infinity straight hours
With dirty dishes in the sink that are slowly building towers
My clothes are on the floor, can't be sure if they are clean
My bathroom sink is turning a rather nasty shade of green

And it's hard to look ahead, when I'm always looking down
I just hope that I'll love something as much as wrestling and the Cleveland Browns

Buying frozen sushi from the wal-mart, not exactly gourmet
This marks 5 straight years that I have skipped out on leg day
I should take care of my body, achieve a healthier state
But it's hard when taco bell and mangoritas taste so great

My feet smell unbearable from rarely wearing socks
My pants all have holes, they're ripping at the crotch