“My Name Is”

Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips

I'm in a gang, I'm really tough!
Yes, I've got mommy issues... FUCK!
I am amazing. FOOL!
Man, I need to go back to school

You don't wanna carpool with me
I love WRECKLESS DRIVING!
You look like a BIG THING!
Old people are so depressing!

I WILL EAT CHEESE!!
Don't you FUCKING laugh at me, PLEASE!
Oooh, man I'm FULL
My cousin used to work at a carnival

Hey there, landmass
Why do you exist, you dumbass?
Do I uh, turn you on?
Sorry pal, you're a total moron...

Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trevor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trеvor Philips
Hi, my name is what- my name is who- my name is Trеvor Philips
Hi, my name is hah- my name is what- my name is Trevor Philips