Bad Bowling

Cousin! Cousin!
Let’s do some bad bowling (x2)

Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling
Bo-bowling, let’s go bowling
Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling
Bo-bowling, want to go bowling? (x2)

Verse 1 (Roman):
Niko, cousin, let’s do bowling
Darts.. no, it’s kind of boring
Alleys, balls, this game’s great
Let’s go cousin, you are not safe;
I’m a master bowler Niko, true
Seriously cousin, time to get schooled
One of a kind, that is me
Time to rewrite bowling history

Hey man it’s me, Roman
It is the moment for us to spend some quality time together
How about that old American pastime bowling!

Chorus:
I want your pins and I want your balls
You and me could do some bad bowling (Cousin!)
I want your pins and all your big bowling balls
You and me could do some bad bowling

Cousin! Cousin!
Let’s do some bad bowling (x2)

(Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling
Bo-bowling, let’s go bowling
Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling
Bo-bowling, want to go bowling?)

Verse 2 (Niko):
Roman, cousin, f*ck bowling
I told you this is really annoying
Let’s play darts, shoot some pool
I cannot bowl with you, you fool;
Roman, I can’t do this sh*t
Bowling has made you sick
Come on, stop talking sh*t
I feel bad, you’re pathetic

I’m sorry cousin, can’t bowling with you right now
I must be doing other stuff. (Cousin, what is up with this?)
I’ve got to go, Roman

Cousin, let’s do some bowling (x2)
Niko, I love bowling (x2)

Come on, Niko! Let’s do some bowling
You always were good handling big balls
AHAHAHA!!! Do you get it, cousin?! Do you get it?!
Ahah, I’m pissing myself! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chorus:
I want your pins and I want your balls
You and me could do some bad bowling (Cousin!)
I want your pins and all your big bowling balls
You and me could do some bad bowling

Cousin! Cousin!
Let’s do some bad bowling (x2)

Cousin, I am loving the bowling! Pick me up in next hour