My Funny Valentine

[Verse 1]
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

[Verse 2]
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

[Bridge]
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

[Verse 3]
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

[Trumpet Solo]

[Verse 3]
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day