MY EMO SONG

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
It's time to make a song about our feelings
I didn't wanna do this
I have to...

[Verse 1]
Why is the world so shitty
Why is my stream so laggy
I hate streaming with this latency
Why doesn't anybody care about me?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhh, ay

[Chorus 1]
Ahhhhhhhhh, that's my scream of agony
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, this isn't happening
Ahhhhhhhhh, why is this happening?
I wanna know, why is my stream lagging?

[Verse 2]
Ay, ay, yuh
This is the rap part
This is emo, but it's kinda rap
That's cause I'm smart and it's the only way to get my words down
Ay, woah, look at me, being intelligent
Ay, woah, ay, yo, people on YouTube they a bunch of degenerates
And all the people at my Internet company say
Ay, wait woah shit
Yes I am, you know it man
I'm tryna talk to my jeans, ay, huh
Woah, I be in pajamas
Saying "I be walking to your momma's house in pajamas"
Ay, ay, woah, ay
I'm so sad about life
I should kill myself, I should make my wife
Make me a sandwich
Ay, ay, woah, ay, I did not say that man, this is LGBT, I swear

[Chorus 2]
Why is this happening?
Why is this happening?
Why is my stream lagging?
Why can't I find a girlfriend?
Why am I a loser?
Why am I losing my life?
Stream work now, ay

[Verse 3]
La-la-la-la-la-lagging, I'm glitching, ay
W-w-w-w-I'm crying, I'm bitching, ay
Woah, that's cause this emo music, I am allowed to, ay
I just do what my crowd would do, ay
I complain, I ain't gonna find solutions
I'ma just say my life sucks and then I should say
"I'ma kill myself", so that people can relate, yes
This is Folk Hip-Hop, you should get on my level, ay
If you ain't on my level, then you should get on my treble, ay
If you ain't on my treble, I will hit you in the face
'Cause my treble is so hard that it can defeat your bass
Woah, ay, woah, ay, ay, ay
This is emo, ay, woah, can't you tell? What? Wait
No it ain't, wait, woah, let's get back to the singing cause you know it's so fire

[Chorus 3]
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- holy shit
Akira says in December he's dropping a thousand bucks holy sh-
I mean-
Why is my life so shitty?
Why does the Internet suck in my city

[Verse 4]
Yeah, it's time to get real emotional
By acting like I have no emotions at all, ay
Ay, all I do and know, drink alcohol
*Gulping noises*
I need to drink away my problems, cause I'm sad
Did I mention yet that I lost my dad? Ay
Yeah man I got so many problems, so please send me money man
I got problems
Nobody love me anymore
Nobody wanna send me money anymore
Please man, I swear this ain't a pandering song
I just want some mo money man, so I can buy mo alcohol
*More gulping noises with slurred laughing*
I shouldn't drink so much man
Oh, God, yeet

[Verse 5]
Ay, yeah, man, I'm, ayy
Big Baller B and the beat is so smart, whoa
Big Baller B, you know I be making art, hey, whoa
Big Baller B, saw that you was checking them heart, ay, woah
Big Baller B, 'bout to take yo ass in
Gonna spread yo ass cheeks apart, ay, woah, ay, woah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, uh
What was the song about agai-? Oh yeah, being emo

[Verse 6]
Yeah, I'm emo
Like I'm Finding Nemo, ay
Did I mention yet, that's your girl, she wanna see me, ay
What does that have to do with being emo? I don't know
All I know is that I got that fire flow
And I got that fire desire and I'm high and I'm white and I'm and I'm going so high
And my thousand, my dogs in and they wanna fight
And I'm looking at you, and I'm racing the fire
I'm looking at me and then looking at, ay, ay, huh
Been looking up higher like I was Jesus Christ and I wanna inspire
Ay, ay, woah, ay, ay, ay, ay, Big Baller B back, ay