My Baby Wouldn’t Pass A Turing Test

Well, my baby wouldn't pass a Turing test
But I love her just the same
She's got a camera lens behind her eyes
And a circuit board for a brain
Well, my friends don't understand it
They say that I'm insane
Oh, but I still love my baby just the same

Well, the government showed up at my door
And they took my baby away
They said that she was born in a lab somewhere
And had been runnin' around for days
I said over my dead body
So they called the Green Berets
And the government camе and took my baby away

And I miss the feel of her cold steel arms
Wrapped around my shouldеr
And I know as I grow old and die
My baby won't get older
She's got a heart of carbon fiber
Beating in her chest
But my baby wouldn't pass a Turing test

Well, the silicon chip inside her head
Got set to overdrive
And my baby broke out of her cage
Didn't leave no one alive
A couple hours later
She showed up at my door
And they're not gonna take my baby anymore

And I love the feel of her cold steel arms
Wrapped around my shoulder
And I know as I grow old and die
My baby won't get older
She's got a heart of carbon fiber
Beating in her chest
But my baby wouldn't pass a Turing test

Well, my baby's got new sensors
And her legs have been upgraded
Her voice is smooth like mercury
And her tits are carbon-plated
She never needs recharging
Isn't she the best?
But my baby wouldn't pass a Turing test

Well, my baby wouldn't pass a Turing test
But I love her just the same
She's got a camera lens behind her eyes
And a circuit board for a brain
Well, my friends don't understand it
They say that I'm insane
Oh, but I still love my baby just the same

Yes, I love the feel of her cold steel arms
Wrapped around my shoulder
And I know as I grow old and die
My baby won't get older
She's got a heart of carbon fiber
In a tungsten alloy chest

But my baby wouldn't pass a Turing—
Oh, you know she's so alluring—
Feels just like a human during—
Baby wouldn't pass a Turing test