Music of the Night

[Spoken: Mike Patton]
Monday 12:18 A.M.
Hello?
Yeah, you give sax lessons?
Not this time of the night. Could you-
Why not this time of the night? I'm only up this time of the night.
Uh
I play music of the night.
Uh, sir, if you could call at, [?], ten o'clock, eleven o'clock.
No, no, no, I'm not awake during the day.
Uh
Read my lips: scary.
Sorry, the instructor is not available right now.
Oh man.
Thank you.
Why you guys in the, in the goddamn yellow pages then? The fucking, the, the goddamn, uh, what is it? No, it's the weekly!
Oh my goodness, this is-
In parentheses, "No gig too scary."
But this is [?] music studio
And that's just what I am.
I'm sorry, if you call back-
You wanna know the difference between your dad and me? I'll fuck ya.