Murder Van

[Intro]
Stir Crazy!

[Chorus: King Gordy]
Don't get in that van (van) with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)

[Verse 1: Illtemper]
Welcome to murder vans, snuff filmin' on Sony cams
Want to see cunts demolished, them subscribe to our OnlyFans (Do it!)
Snipe dealers, we're life healers with the dope he ran
Addicts tactic, batshit untouchable like Nancy Pelosi's clam (Ugh!)
Atheist caught a couple shots, now he's a holy man
Breaking in Goldilocks, knocked out in this moldy van (Sorry!)
Gordy hold these Xans while I grope these trans
Fiends overdosin', seizures, their mouth foams like soapy hands
Oldie bands, only A.M. 'cause of retarded satellite
Another dead, let's just chuck the fuckin' carcass at the light (Chuck it out)
Watch this pee pee rocket, I jiz lightly, start a sacrifice
Oh yeah, we psychotic, Biz Mighty carves hermaphrodites
Skinnin' bimbos, tinted windows, art is classified
Plasma boiled into apple pies, I'm in charge to pasteurize (That's me!)
Minister see us feast, watch him starve 'til pastor dies
While Stir drives with a .45 to guard our dapper ride

[Chorus: King Gordy]
Don't get in that van (van) with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van (van) with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)

[Verse 2: Biz Mighty]
For certain, my purpose your physical murder
More murder, more murder, get murked and then heard of
Jerkin' and squirtin' on purpose, I'm lurkin' and creepin' and peekin'
I ain't sleepin' all week and I'm tweakin'
Take a jawn, I got candy, your auntie raised you, I'm raisin' at Annie
You ain't needin' a Plan B, in the van you get raped, stabbed with the eight
Cummin' blood, a miserable fate all on videotape
My audience is my victims, nut your gut with my jizzum
Cut your gut with precision so I can see my fists glisten
For the night you my misses that nobody misses
My lover covered in piss while her organs is missing
I have a seizure in your beaver while you cease to exist, you bitch
To coroner to corner, get dumped when I dump you
You really sportin' that rigor mortis and I think I still love you

[Chorus: King Gordy]
Don't get in that van (van) with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)

[Verse 3: King Gordy]
How you doin' bitch? (Hi!) My name is King Gordy (Hello!)
I drive a white van in the burbs drinkin' Forties (Yup!)
Such a lovely day (hell yeah!), I think I'll go and play (Sure!)
She's at the bus stop (oh!), snatch her right away (Come here bitch!)
Make her suck dick (suck it!), fuck her in her ass (Her ass, bitch!)
Then drop her off at school (yeah!), don't be late for class (Hahaha!)
I'm a rapist (a rapist!), I'm on some date shit (Date shit!)
Will get a shank then (yeah!) you'll get raped quick (Ow ow!)
I have no damn morals (nope!), I ain't even normal (Nope!)
Who takes a person in their basement and commits torture? (Me!)
I'm a sick man (yes!), hope that God can save me (Ooh!)
He knows what's in my heart, don't mean to hurt you lady (No!)
Sorry but I'm crazy (yup!) and I'm just too lazy (Ya!)
To try to get a bitch the right way, bye baby (Bye baby!)

[Chorus: King Gordy]
Don't get in that van (van) with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)
Don't get in that van (van) with that stranger, ma'am (Ma'am)
He'll kidnap you fast (fast) then go in your ass (Murder van)