Candy Snatchers

[Intro]
Crazy

[Verse 1: King Gordy]
Hey kids! What's in the bag?
My name is King Gordy, you're about to get dragged
For your sneakers and your Skittles, all I want is a little
See there is no riddle, give it up or I kill you
I want everything, even your candy corn
Horrible, but I use it as food porn
Stick it up my ass, shit it right back out
Put a pile in my hand, then smear it in your mouth
Nobody safe when I'm in the place
I hit you in your face then take all your cakes
I'm a grown man just robbin' kids' snacks
If you want it back, I need your mom's ass crack
All on my dick 'til I spit out cum
Maybe then and only then I'll give you some bubble gum
Don't be scared, just give the goods up
Either that or watch me fuck your mom like a slut

[Chorus: Illtemper]
Candy-snatchin' kids are little brats
Rob 'em where them Skittles at
Can't escape, bicycle's flat
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats
Candy-snatchin' kids are little brats
Rob 'em where them Skittles at
Can't escape, bicycle's flat
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats

[Verse 2: Illtemper]
Pillow case grabbing, punching kids to a bloody pulp
Pulverize two at a time, their other buddies bolt
Gordy will find 'em durin' his lovely strolls
Chasin' people in the woods, snatch 'em ugly trolls, get 'em
Want them Snickers, Reese's, them Nestle Chunky goals
Fun Dip, love to eat the powder out of puppy skulls (Tasty)
Lil chubby kid tried to hid Take5 in pudgy folds
Shook him in the back and Nutty Buddy rolled (What's this?)
Down the hill at the spookiest house overly decorated
Parents watched from afar, was totally devastated
The fuck they gonna do? The dad will grow to be medicated
Watch me leave his wife's fimbriae and ovaries separated
Robbin' Sour Patch Kids, stoked to be fed their hatred
The kids want us dead, their feelings notably demonstrated (I hate these guys)
They find Heaven's broke, that God fled his placement
Took over, now the angels notice odd renovations

[Chorus: Illtemper]
Candy-snatchin' kids are little brats
Rob 'em where them Skittles at
Can't escape, bicycle's flat
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats
Candy-snatchin' kids are little brats
Rob 'em where them Skittles at
Can't escape, bicycle's flat
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats

[Instrumental]

[Chorus: Illtemper]
Candy-snatchin' kids are little brats
Rob 'em where them Skittles at
Can't escape, bicycle's flat
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats

[Outro: Illtemper]
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats
You get cracked with bats
Either pass the stash or get cracked with bats
You get cracked with bats