Mule Kick Jingle

Legend tells us of a man
A hero, in a tortured land
Where senoritas lived in fear
Their lonely nights in deep despair
He was...El Burro

Across the fields, across the plains
He ran so fast he dodged the rain
He was El Burro

He hurried in to save the day
Gun in hand, and thrice they say

He was strong like a mule
He was stubborn like a mule
He even kicked like a mule
El Burro (El Burro)

All men are evil, so they say
But some men more, it's just the way
He was El Borro
He was El Borru

El Borru!