Mucous Membrane

[Verse 1]
I'm not really into you and you’re not into me
We don't have anything to talk about, but we've got chemistry
You only call me when you’re drunk
But that's okay, ‘cause you're almost always drunk

[Verse 2]
I don't really know who you are and I always forget your name
But I remember your mucous membrane against my mucous membrane
You say I only call when I wanna fuck
But that's okay, 'cause I almost always wanna fuck

[Verse 3]
What we have is wrong and beautiful
Brains turned off, purely physical
You don't know how to challenge me intellectually
But you're a genius at satisfying me sexually
Your name in my phone is Dumb Fuck
My name in yours is Stupid Screw
We both laugh about it
But we both know it’s kind of true
Don’t use our brains much
Don't need to think when we do it
We don’t exchange thoughts
We exchange body fluids