Birthday

[Verse]
Waking up with your clothes on
Makeup on your face, pins in your hair
Sticky eyes and dry mouth
You forgot to close the window, now there's water everywhere
Memories of last night
All your friends had to leave early ‘cause all your friends have real jobs
Didn’t want to go home
Went out looking for a club, but on Mondays there's no clubs
Vodka from a kiosk
Buy some chocolate when you realize that you forgot to eat
And you forgot your headphones
Cold, boring walk through cold, boring streets
Bar with random strangers
Drinks are kind of cheap, you order wine and vodka too, classy like a lady
Hoping for attention, but no one seems to notice you
Memories are getting foggy
Think you tried to make friends with some unfriendly people
And then made out with one of them
Sloppy handjob in a dirty bathroom
And then maybe half a pill
Can't remember being high, but sure can feel the come down now

[Chorus]
Not the best birthday ever, but worse are yet to come
Another year wasted on attempts at having fun
Another year of making mistakes you can’t undo
A sad birthday fit for a sad person like you
Not the best birthday ever, but worse are yet to come
Another year wasted on attempts at having fun
Another year of making mistakes you can't undo
A sad birthday fit for a sad person like you