Mr. Mechanic

[Verse 1]
Mr. Mechanic what is happening here
My body's losing water like a hydrant
Sparky once told me I'd be getting this way
Play it cool keep my hands off the siren
Well look out man if this is what I've been missing
Gonna practice it everyday
And take my chances with exotic dancers
'Till the gift has petered away

[Pre-Chorus]
There were bad times when my tank was running dry
And my machine couldn't shift into its gears
And on cold days it would stall
So I almost junked it all

[Chorus]
Oh no no I never felt like this before
Got the taste I'll be coming back for more, yeah
Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
Ring the bell and give the man a big cigar
Ooh la la

[Verse 2]
Driving myself 'till I'm sick and crazy
My wipers aren't clearing my view
Freezing my ass 'cause my heater's busted
Skin turning bluer than blue
And my tires are bald but loving it all
Fornicating on the wet road
Mr. Mechanic I started to panic
Hit the brake, fluid was low

[Chorus]
Oh no no I never felt like this before
Got the taste I'll be coming back for more, yeah
Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far

[Verse 3]
Now I'm overrunning, radiator overheating
But I can't get my foot off the gas
Speeding like a demon and my passenger is screaming
Hope the feeling will last
I take her to the floor hoping there'll be more
Working on my simonize
Happy to discover what it is to be a lover
Ooh I'm glad I'm well and alive

[Chorus]
Oh no no I never felt like this before
Got the taste I'll be coming back for more, yeah
Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
Ring the bell and give the man a

[Outro]
Oh no no I never felt like
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