Coo Coo Coo Blues

[Verse 1]
I walked into a bar on a Friday night
I was there to have me a good time
I bought a drink for a lady at the pinball game
She says, "My name is Deon and before we go on
Let me guess your name."

[Pre-Chorus]
Bill means tall, and Joe means cute
Fred means cool, and Tom is smart, who are you?

[Chorus]
Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
Since your face could stop a clock
I'll call you Coo Coo Coo

[Vese 2]
"Very funny" I just laughed to show her I was sharp as a tack
She said, "Better beat it turkey, before my boyfriend gets back"
Too late too late too late now you're in a mess
He said, "I'm her man, do you know who I am?"
I says now "Let me guess"

[Pre-Chorus]
Bill means tall, and Joe means cute
Fred means cool, and Tom is smart, who are you?

[Chorus]
Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
Since your face could stop a clock
I'll call you Coo Coo Coo

[Verse 3]
Well, next thing I know I was flying right across the room
He threw a wild right that missed but I tripped on a stool
Let me let me help you came a friendly voice
He says "I'd like to introduce you to the boys"

[Pre-Chorus]
This is Bill and this is Joe ("How ya doin', Handsome?")
This is Fred and I am Tom, who are you?

[Chorus]
Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
Since my face could stop a clock
Call me Coo Coo Coo

[Outro]
Whoo, Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
Yeah, since my face could stop a clock
Call me Coo Coo Coo
Yeah yeah yeah yeah