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“Mr. Malus” is the twenty second track off the album Forgotten Love Songs by artist Andi M. The song, not actually sung by Andi, is actually sung by Andi’s oldest personalities, Ash and Gee.
The oldest two, who had no objection with Andi choosing ices last name, decided to write one last song toget...
[Intro: Ash]
Mister Malus?
Could you teach me a lesson?
[Verse 1: Gee]
Honestly, we love you
But you're stupid for letting him pick that
He sounds like a teacher
Teaching wayward classes
[Verse 2: Ash]
He should be teaching at the Wayside School
He'd be reading those sideways stories
Really, answer me this question
Why'd you let our baby pick that name?
[Pre-Chorus: Pixie]
Mister Malus, I have a question
[Chorus: Ash & Gee]
We're going to get him a job
Yeah, he's going to go teach now
No offence, we like the choice
But you could have more authority
[Verse 3: Gee]
Really here, take care of him
Cause he sounds like a teacher
Especially whenever you call him 'mister'
At least you controlled him over the middle name
[Verse 4: Ash]
We thought you were gonna stop him
Though it's nice to see something other than 'A' for him
But he sounds like a teacher
Get ready to teach, Mister Malus
[Pre-Chorus: Pixie]
Mister Malus, I have a question
[Chorus: Ash & Gee]
We're going to get him a job
Yeah, he's going to go teach now
No offence, we like the choice
But you could have more authority
[Outro: Gee]
Oh Mister Malus?
You forgot something
Mr. Malus was written by ⛧Andi Malus⸸.
Mr. Malus was produced by Pixie Production.
⛧Andi Malus⸸ released Mr. Malus on Wed Dec 29 2021.
Yes!
There is a new personality (?) that appears, but refuses to say their name. The personality closely resembles Andi’s personality Pixie, even though she hardly shows up.
The new personality appears only in the Pre-Chorus, leaving the oldest two (outside of the song) to wonder who it was.
Ash: We wanted to make fun of Chris for letting Andi choose such a stupid last name. Don’t get me wrong, it’s cool he FINALLY got a last name, but “Malus” was not what we expected… Other than that, the lyrics tell the rest of the story…
Originally, the name was supposed to be “Motionless”, adopted from a story, where the main character married Chris Motionless, changing her last name.
Due to copyright issues, I didn’t want to be in court getting sued, I changed it to Malus, to keep the ’M' theme.
The name, picked from this list wa...
That the personality closely resembles the personality Pixie, which is the youngest personality.
Ash and Gee were also wondering who it was, since they haven’t seen Pixie (Or her friend Lee) in YEARS.
If it is Pixie, the information about her is in the bio to this song.
There is a reason, and this is their pathetic reasoning:
Ash: “If you think about it, Andi’s last name sounds like a teacher… Like, there were some books we’ve been reading that have the random teacher names in them… Malus wasn’t there, but it was pretty close. He [Andi] just has a teacher vibe to...
Yes!
The personality, who isn’t new, finally revealed who they were.
The personality revealed themself as Pixie.
Chris, who was familiar with Pixie from the memories of other IFs, knew the unknown personality seemed to mirror Pixie very dramatically, but he didn’t want to jump to conclusions.
Whe...