Mr Asia

Funny when he came to tea
He didn't really look Chinese
Mr Asia's gone

From the back streets of Singapore
We can't find him anymore
Mr Asia's gone

Your sampan's in dry dock
What's your rickshaw for ?
Can't use them anymore
Mr Asia's gone

The kidergarten teachers cried
The customs men breathed a sigh
When asked aabout the Sydney police
He said "They're the best that money could buy"
Mr Asia's gone

Oh what a calamity
Business closed
Due to the death in the family
Mr Asia's gone

Funny when he came to tea
He didn't really look Chinese
Mr Asia's gone

Now that there's no more Mr Asia
Give the job to Graham Brazier
Mr Asia's gone