Moron TV

[Intro]
Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Verse 1]
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain

[Refrain]
Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Verse 2]
Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutted troll
We fill their coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of asshole

[Refrain]
Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Chorus]
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
M-m-moron TV

[Bridge]
That one's famous for a sex tape
That one's famous from her dad
That one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all the little girls squeal
And that one wants to be President
'Cause she's got moron appeal, heh

[Refrain]
Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Chorus]
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just
M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
There's gotta be
More on TV
Than just

[Outro]
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