Monsters Crash the Pajama Party - Opening

[Spoken - Narrator]
Welcome to my home, I've been expecting you hahahaha!
You may wonder how I knew you were coming but see
Sooner or later everyone passes through here
People always thought I was showing you a theatre
The producers and distributors wish to take this opportunity to warn you, the theatre audience, in the event all the lights should go out and you see a shadow moving past your feet...
Under no circumstances attempt to drive it away!
...For it may be the person beside you
You may think my warning unnecessary but in a few moments... I will be a lot safer in here than you will be out there... ahuahhaha!

Sometimes after seeing a show of this type, you find yourself walking home alone in the dark and you hear strange footsteps behind you...
And when you turn around to look... if you dare look! You will see nothing huahahaha!
For behind locked doors, strange things await you
Creatures from the bowels of the Earth
Beings too horrible to describe!

But more of all, you will feel that cold, wet, clammy, HAND! (Ahhh!)
Hahahaha!
You see? I told you I would be a lot safer in here than you would be out there

[Outro]
And just think... we have only started
Hahahahaha!