Dr. Evil and His Terrors of the Unknown

[Intro]
In-person, on stage, first time here
Three all-new super shock shows

[Verse One]
Stage show number one:
From beyond the grave, it's Dr. Evil and His Terrors of the Unknown:
Unlike anything you have ever seen before
The theater is turned into a graveyard
Your seats become coffins
Weird creatures sit next to you and put their cold, clammy hands around your throat and whisper things in your ears
Live snakes roam up and down the aisles
And human monsters run loose in the audience and cut off the heads of beautiful girls
It's weird and unbelievable!

[Verse Two]
Plus! Stage show number two:
See, in person, The Mummy and King Kong:
Famous Hollywood gorilla, real and alive
We can't advertise what the mummy does
...when he grabs beautiful slave girls and the lights go out
But wow! ...something you never dreamt you'd see anywhere

[Outro]
Warning! Girls should not come alone
You will have nightmares for a week
However, the theater management will stop the show
Anytime it becomes too scary-