I got a rad little pony
She makes me wanna smile
And she makes me wanna stay inside
Just to curl up to her
Lo-lo-Loosen up more
Each day that I'm older
Cause nothing's so cool
To be insane about shit
Ho ho
That you know
Ho ho
Yea, you know
When out on a Saturday night
The ground was shaking
Found a hold on a tight ass
And rounded up some drinks
The number got out of control
Oh man, we were a mess
Said, "If anyone wants to break their arm
They can stand or just talk shit from their car"
From the car
And when you walk on
I sleep from it
I deflate, and I fall apart
I'm so glad you're mine
That you're mine
The day that my ship comes in
I'll swear my heart to it
I won't find another bottle to break
On any man's stand
Any man's stand
Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
Thought I was a dream
The steal of the century
The cream of the crop
Thought that I could be like a replacement Beatle
But Ringo's alive now
I watch what I eat
And put my grind to it
'Cause my heart can't hold out
For much longer
I sing this for you
For you