This song was written as a homage to the members of the Fratellis' website in 2006-2007, screen names of the members were written into the lyrics of the song.
[Verse 1]
Shorty's into ballet, she does it in the alley
Sells it when the kid goes all around the discos
You can see him crashing all after a fashion
Like the girls in my street have all been around
[Verse 2]
Little Petey Pants steals all the girls from show reels
Sells them for a fiver to Jezebel Godiva
She burned him in the kitchen just to stop the bitchin'
He said the girls on my street have all been around
[Chorus]
Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye
Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me
Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave
But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start
Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy
[Post-Chorus]
And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together
You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows
[Verse 3]
Drunk1 got a kicking because his bones were sticking
They threw him on the pavement for easy entertainment
Oh, what a cheeky fellow, he says hi, I say hello
He said the doorman's sisters have all been around
[Verse 4]
Johnny Small was thinking to stop himself from drinking
And Gizmo had the reason for aggravated treason
I just can't fit them all in though Bean she comes a-calling
"I killed them all they said my sister had been around"
[Chorus]
Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye
Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me
Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave
But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start
Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy
[Post-Chorus]
And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together
You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows
[Chorus]
Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye
Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me
Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave
But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start
Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy
[Post-Chorus]
And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together
You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows
Mon Yous, Mon Us, But No Them was written by Jon Fratelli.
Mon Yous, Mon Us, But No Them was produced by Ray Simms.
The Fratellis released Mon Yous, Mon Us, But No Them on Mon Jun 11 2007.