Moist by Joss Whedon (Ft. Simon Helberg)
Moist by Joss Whedon (Ft. Simon Helberg)

Moist

Joss Whedon & Simon Helberg * Track #7 On Commentary! The Musical

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Moist by Joss Whedon (Ft. Simon Helberg)

Release Date
Mon Sep 01 2008
Performed by
Joss WhedonSimon Helberg
Produced by
Jed Whedon
Writed by
Jed Whedon
About

Simon Hedberg sings “Moist” as his Dr. Horrible character of the same name, unlike most of the actors in Commentary!, who play fictionalized versions of themselves. The character does not aspire to be a villain himself, recognizing that his modest superpower of bringing humidity to bear on a situati...

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Moist Lyrics

[SIMON]
Nobody wants to be moist
A bunch of overactive pores
I struggle opening doors
And I lose every tug of war

Nobody wants to be wet
Though sweet soul I do secrete
Can't make damp fingers snap to the beat

The microphone is dripping
My baritone is slipping
A rhyme into this line I'll have to foist
Nobody want to be moist

Nobody wants to be moist
Though on the dance floor I glide
On stairs I'm petrified
(That's how Harry Wismer died)

Nobody wants to be soaked
Though it is with a graceful ease
I deduce in which way blows the breeze
Yeah-heh-heh-ha!

Oh, sure I have the power
To make paste from a powder
But last time I did that no one rejoiced
Nobody want to be moist

[SPOKEN:] What's that Mom? I have to solo? Okay

A man so ancillary
My little song is buried
Not till the Commentary! is it voiced
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be moist

Moist Q&A

Who wrote Moist's ?

Moist was written by Jed Whedon.

Who produced Moist's ?

Moist was produced by Jed Whedon.

When did Joss Whedon release Moist?

Joss Whedon released Moist on Mon Sep 01 2008.

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