Modern Morons

Gold standard in stupidity
Modern morons, modern morons
No one's known less in history
Modern morons, modern morons
Went to the moon nigh every year
Modern morons, modern morons
Now we're scrounging change for beer
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons

Home of the baked, land of the freaks
God bless our idiocracy
Sliced up faces made to please
Juiced on 'roids
A nation of grotesqueries

Drooling on our shirts
We're so cool it hurts
We elect whores who should be shot
Modern morons, modern morons
Watch TV with no fucking plot
Modern morons, modern morons
And if we thought it'd get us higher
Modern morons, modern morons
We'd light the goddamn books on fire
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons

Sugar salt fat tits fuck now
The right to consume the only sacred cow
Tan lines from where you're dunce cap's been
It's the new bold crossed-eyed American dream

It's the LCD, so good for you and me
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons
Modern morons, modern morons