Less the Merrier

Everyone's pretending that they're not a selfish piece of shit
The act only lasts until December the twenty sixth
Then they'll resort to being backstabbing gutless swine
Jockeying to the front of the department store return line

Peace on earth Goodwill towards man
Will never happen don't you understand
Feed the homeless for a week or two
But when it's all over kick 'em back on the street

The Less the merrier
Give me a nice thick barrier
Between me and all their holiday cheer
Same routine year after year

Winter is coming you just don't want to think about it
The days are getting shorter, darker, and colder that's about it
Congratulate each other on what a great year it's been
With a month of hedonistic pleasures and sin

Look what's under the Christmas tree
St. John's Wort and some pornography
I don't want to celebrate
Just sit in the dark, tell everyone to fuck off

The Less the merrier
Give me a nice thick barrier
Between me and all their holiday cheer
Same routine year after year