Mission 1: Avoid Job Working With Assholes

Asshole, that's your code name
Don't bother with a disguise, we know that you're the same
You're muscle-y and beefy (oh yeah), my mouth is spent
You celebrate mardi gras, but don't pay attention to lent

I scan the back of the alumni magazines for OPC's
I patiently await your name on the oh-be-2-are-ees
I admit that I seethe when those I'm hating succeed
But there is still laughter at thee, haha heeheehee

A hit man

That's an order
To avoid a job with the assholes, to amass ad time for the superbowl, to avoid a job with the assholes, these are ambitions
Goals! Goals!

Are you feeling faint from that man kissing a man?
Pass out!
I wish your body were taller and the ground a little sharper than... It is true? No woman, nobody, right? That's why you'll settle for a girlfriend that you don't even like

A hit man

To avoid a job with the assholes, to amass ad time for the superbowl, to avoid a job with the assholes, these are ambitions
Goals! Goals!
To avoid a job with the assholes, to amass ad time for the superbowl, to avoid a job with the assholes, these are ambitions
Goals! Goals!