If You Own the Washington Redskins, You’re a Cock

[Verse 1]
I like sports
So there are things I force myself to miss
Like I never met an athlete I like, and hockey in Texas
But when it comes to Native American nicknamed teams
Even within the context of sports it's awful and mean

[Chorus 1]
And you'll go
"Wah wah wah, you're so PC"
And I will say "Wait"
My, my, my, how have the tables turned
So that being a fucking prick is a desirable trait

[Verse 2]
While we're on the subject of changing team names
There's no jazz in Utah and few lakes in LA
Just this once, give me the benefit of the doubt
The Bullets became the Wizards, too violent? Get out!

[Chorus 2]
And you'll go
"Wah wah wah, you're so PC"
And I will say "Wait"
Remind me again how it came to be
That being "the stupid American" is a desirable trait

[Bridge 1]
Wouldn't it be offensive if we cheered:
"Rah rah rah" for the Carolina Negroes
With a beatbox cheer and big foam afros?
Or if the Minnesota Vikings became the New York Kikes
With dollar bills on their helmets cause that's what they like
You know?

[Bridge 2]
"Atom, what about the Saints, Angels, Padres too?
Ain't that the same thing for Christians that's offending you?"

[Bridge 3]
When there's a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes
Nailed to a cross, dying to save the team
You'll be right, you'll be right
But until then
You're. Not. Right

[Outro]
So what's your take on the Washington Redskins?
What's your take on the Cleveland Indians?
What's your take on the Washington Redskins?
What's your take on the Cleveland Indians?