Mimi (Skit)

[Dialogue: Eminem & Mimi]
*Dial tone*

(Hello) Yeah, is this Mimi? (Speaking) How you doing? (Fine thank you, may I help you?) Um, yeah, my name is Marshall (Mm-hmm) Um, I'm a white male, (Mm-Hmm) I'm thirty-six years old, and I got money. I've been calling a lot of these girls, you know what I'm saying, I've been looking in the paper and stuff, and a lot of these girls, they be hanging up on me, you know what I'm saying? No, I don't like it-(Why?) I don't know. You know what I'm saying? I'm a businessman, you know what I'm saying? I'm kinda laid back, I mean, I'm mellow, you know what I'm saying? I-I kick it, you kick it with me, I kick it with you, you know what I'm saying? (Your not black?) Huh? (Your not black?) No, I'm a white male. (You sound like a black male.) Thank you.

*Dial tone*

(Hello) Yeah, can I speak to Mimi? (Speaking) Mimi, why you hang up on me? (I didn't hang up on you.) Yo, I'm like this. I got a-I got a, a business transaction to make to you, you know what I'm saying? 'Cause I'm a businеssman, I mean, like I'm-I'm-I'm, I'm straight about business, you know what I'm saying?- (How old arе you?) How-, I'm a thirty-one year old white male. (Your white male?) Yeah (What do you do for a living?) I'm a, um, massage therapist, let you know now and then, you know what I'm saying? I need some. All I'm tryna do is make a business transaction, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, you know, like I said, you kick it with me, I kick it with you, you know what I'm saying? I got loot, I got loot, you know what I'm saying? That ain't a problem, but I'm just tryna find out, you know what I'm saying? What type of vibe you're on, because, you know what I'm saying? I'm-you know what I'm saying? I'm mellow, I lay back, I listen to Keith Sweat, you know what I'm saying? Third Base. I've-I've worked all-day, you know what I'm saying, and-and-and, I wouldn't mind just kicking it, you know what I'm saying? I just wanna kick it with you-(Listen, I'm not interested, thank you, I gotta go, bye) Money ain't a thing! Yo, bitch!