Man With Van (Skit)

[Skit]
*Dial tone*
— Hello?
— Hello
— Yeah
Um, yes, this is Ken, I'm, I'm calling about your ad in the paper. "Two strong men, with a van"
— Right
— Um, is it you? Like you and, like, a friend or something
— Yeah
— Oh, okay. Um, what is your name?
— My name?
— Yeah
— Tom
— Oh, Tom, okay, um, how big is the van? Is it big enough to fit a bed in?
— Right
— All I need is, is just one bed and two men
— Okay
— Um, how much an hour?
— Ninety bucks, whole thing
— 90 dollars? Okay, 'cause…
— Yeah
— I just wanna, like, run in around
— Okay
— Just for, like, maybe two hours. It's all it'll take
— Okay, okay
— Can I do it tomorrow? Um, maybe I'll just give you my address, and then, and then you two strong men come
— Yo, hold on just a second, please
— Okay (*grunts*) Once I get the van, it'll be easy
— 'Sup
— Yes
— Would you give me your address, please, now
— 1-5-8
— 1-5-8
— 4-3, Novara
— Okay, 1-5-8 dash 4-3?
— Yes, P.O. Box, M.E.N.
— M.O.V.
— No, P.O. Box M.E.N
— Novara?
— Yes, okay? And what I want is two strong men
— Хе-хе-хе, я твою мать ебал, блять, muhf…
— And a van, huh-uh
— Я… Долбо-motherfuckers
— Men in the va… Huh-huh-huh!