Mike Matheny

[Bridge]
Every single day, I wake up, think I'm trippin'
All the Mary Jane, I steadily be rippin'
Can't keep my head on straight, I got no one to blame
But all that I been givin', still making bad decisions

[Verse 1]
(Making bad decisions) Bad decisions, bad decisions
Most the' rapper' claim to fuck attractive bitches
I woke up next to a shit-stained pair of massive britches
Heard a woman flush the toilet and yo that was vicious
She waddled in, said, "Can you scratch this rash, it itches"
Pulled down her pant, I swear it smelled like trash and fishes
But I said, "That's delicious", ate that pussy, popped some pills
Jerked off to Oprah, accidentally came when they showed Dr. Phil
Hop in the whip, I'm doing eighty
The twelve behind me tryna chase me
They finally caught me then they taze me
They lock me up but that don't phase me
Post that bail, I swear, man, I just need some weed to hit
Dealer doesn't answer so I order off the internet
Feds kick down my door, say they wouldn't wanna be me
I been making bad decisions, Mike Matheny

[Bridge]
Every single day, I wake up, think I'm trippin'
All the Mary Jane, I steadily be rippin'
Can't keep my head on straight, I got no one to blame
But all that I been givin', still making bad decisions

[Chorus]
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)

[Verse 2]
Bad decisions, I been making them
Pulled this bad bit' from the club, said, "Where you stayin', friend?"
She said, "Leggo to my place, show my ex, I stay with him"
That sounded shady but I wanted sex, the state I'm in
We drove off deep into the woods then she said, "Hey, come in"
Tryna get deep into that puss' so I said, "Okay then"
Only then, did I hear the voice say "Joy, what kinda boy you brought?"
There was a man holding a chainsaw standing next to a boiling pot
I tried to run but then my legs froze
She said, "Strip off your clothes, we'll take those"
"We gonna cook you up all day tho'
And then we'll serve you with potatoes"
Smacked me over the head, said, "Tomorrow, you'll be our food"
But when I came to they said, "Sorry, we didn't realize you were Marc Goone (I'm so-so sorry)"
Then my fans apologized for tryna eat me
I been making bad decisions, Mike Matheny

[Bridge]
Every single day, I wake up, think I'm trippin'
All the Mary Jane, I steadily be rippin'
Can't keep my head on straight, I got no one to blame
But all that I been givin', still making bad decisions (come on)

[Chorus]
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)
Damn, I feel like Mike Matheny (making bad decisions)