Middle Age Waistline
Bob Rivers * Track #11 On Best of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1
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Middle Age Waistline by Bob Rivers
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Bob RiversMiddle Age Waistline Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I eat Mrs. Fields, I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levi's
I don't need to diet to prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Bridge]
Deep fry, don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline
[Verse 2]
It salivates my glands to smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
A second helping here, a hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder
[Chorus]
Middle age waistline
I got a Spandex waistband
Middle age waistline, oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted
My belt's busted!
Middle Age Waistline Q&A
Who wrote Middle Age Waistline's ?
Middle Age Waistline was written by Joe Bryant & Spike O’Neill & Bob Rivers.
Who produced Middle Age Waistline's ?
Middle Age Waistline was produced by Bob Rivers.
When did Bob Rivers release Middle Age Waistline?
Bob Rivers released Middle Age Waistline on Tue Oct 07 1997.