Merry Christmas

[Part I]

[Verse: Center voice, Voice panned left, Voice panned right, Both left and right]
First grade I thought
That I was gay
That's really interesting
Second grade I thought
That I was gay
Okay, that's pretty normal
Third grade I thought
What did you think?
That I was gay
Fucking course you did
Fourth grade I thought
Uh, you're gonna say you were gay
That I was gay
Alright, yeah, we get it
Um… sixth grade I thought
Swear to god if you say you were gay
Alright, stop doing that shit, stop
That I was—
Ga— oh shit…
Yeah, you guys thought I was gonna say "gay", huh?
That is the end
Fuckin' finally, dude…
Yeah…
Of my story

[Part II]

[Intro: Center voice, Voice panned left, Voice panned right]
Sike! I'm coming back in on the track
Are you fuckin' serious, dude?
Yuh (Alright) (Okay)
Yuh
Yuh
Yuh
You don't have to keep saying "yuh", bro (Yuh)
Shut up, bro, shut up
Yuh, bass dro—

[Verse: Center voice, Voice panned left, Both left and right]
No bass drop, like a bass drop
Nothing like a motherfuckin', frickin' bass drop
I attack unassuming seagulls like a fucking based hawk (The fuck is that?)
I got white up my nose like I just faced chalk
I got prеsents in my car like I'm a predator (What?)
Whitе text moving left to right like I'm an editor (Zeewoop)
Subscribe to my channel, I got the money
I got the hoes, I got the flows (Shut up)
I got the shits, I gotta shit (No you don't, bro)
Where is the toilet? It's about to get lit (Alright, alright…)

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas to the toilet, I brought it a gift
Merry Christmas to the toilet, I brought it a gift
Merry Christmas to the toilet, I brought it a gift
Merry Christmas to the toilet, I—
Bass drop!

[Outro]
Merry Christmas!