Megalobama

[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time, then let's go
Before we start, I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my Gaster Blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
I know this might cause some drama
But I'm BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

[Verse 1]
Seems once again that you've been had
I look at you and think, "not bad"
But Barack Obama wears the crown
I'll watch you perish as you drown
I'm undefeatable, 'cause I've held
All seven Chaos Emeralds
Try to fight me, and you're a goner
So tell Michellе, it's been an honor
Mine is the aim to make Undеrtale memes grander
This I will do, it's my strong, firm belief
You'll get dunked on by the master and commander
Hail to the President! Hail to the chief!

[Verse 2]
Plaster me on posters
And I'll manifest hope
But demand my worth, conspire with birthers
You'll just look like a dope
I'm a mighty wizard
Who grants you upvotes
And I like cat poster jokes
Try to fight Obama
And you'll meet your doom
You will know fear, like Neptune's spear
In my situation room
You didn't build business
But I'll make them boom

[Bridge]
Barack Hussein Obama
God Bless America

[Verse 3]
I'll let the caverns fill with water
While spending time out with my daughters
I do not start, but I'll end wars
And cruise away on a skateboard
Then send you crying home to mama
Until you cry out, "Thanks, Obama"
And now I shall open up diplomatic relations
With Australia
(G'DAY MATES!)

[Verse 4]
Mine is the aim to make Undertale memes grander
(Oi, I come from a land down under!)
(Where crystals flow and men plunder!)
This I will do, it's my strong, firm belief
(Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?)
(You'd better run, you'd better take cover!)
You'll get dunked on by the master and commander
(Never smile at a Dingodile)
(No, you can't get friendly with a Dingodile!)
Hail to the President! Hail to the chief!
(You'll be taken in by me toothy grin)
(While the fire bubbles and broils your skin!)

[Bridge]
Please play nice in the comment section
No personal attacks in the comment section
I can't believe we brought politics into this song

[Outro]
If you can't tell, this is for laughs
FOX News will likely make some gaffes
Now let's pause, uh, let me be clear
Fight me and I will teach you fear
But you stand less chance of fighting
My good friend
The Mad Titan
*SNAP*
(Oh, crikey, I don't feel so good)
(Mrs. Obama, it's been an honour)