Maybe You’re Not the Worst Thing Ever

[RICHARD]
You're frigid and demanding
I shudder at your call

[MADALENA]
Whenever you come near me
My flesh begins to crawl

[RICHARD & MADALENA]
But sometimes, there are moments
I'm not repelled at all
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever

[ISABELLA]
You're utterly disgusting
I loathe your manly stink

[GALAVANT]
I see your mouth start moving
And God, I need a drink

[ISABELLA & GALAVANT]
And then, from out of nowhere
I'll look at you and think
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever

[MADALENA]
You're worse than crabs

[RICHARD]
Worse than scurvy

[GALAVANT]
Worse than lice or plague

[ISABELLA]
But truth be told

[ALL]
You're growing on me just like mold
Ahhh

[GALAVANT]
And though, you're so annoying

[ISABELLA]
So easy to despise

[RICHARD]
And though, there's something scary
Behind your cold, dead eyes

[MADALENA]
And though I'll never like you

[ALL]
It's nice to realize
Maybe I shouldn't quite say never
Maybe you're not the worst thing ever