Mason Jar

[Verse 1]
Phil and Throwpy asked me
How in the world, how can you live with a girl?
How can you possibly feel you gotta stay-ay-ay?
How do you do what you do with all the pressure on you?
What then could I say?

[Verse 2]
I thought then I answered
Well I don't know what makes me activate so
I really do wanna go and yet I stay-ay-ay
I don't know who I will be with all the pressure on me
What else can I say?

[Interlude]
Ah-ah, ah-ah

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

[Bridge]
North pole is a bit too far, and
South pole is a bit too far, and
England is a bit too far
I want to hide in Mason jar so
I won't have the chance to breathe
The vacuum wouldn't let me sneeze, and
Sneeze I wouldn't 'cause I couldn't figure out how to

[Verse 3]
Phil and Throwpy asked me
R. Stevie Moore, how can you be such a whore?
How could you walk out the door without a key of C?
Where is the goodness in you? We hear your album is due
Where are you doing to me?

Can't you see I'm trying?