Goodbye Piano

[Verse 1]
Goodbye piano
You're too overweight for me to take you with me
Into the hills, where rings are round the collar
They tell me not to worry 'bout the dollars
If it were not for you, I wouldn't bother
So, goodbye piano
You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead

[Verse 2]
So, goodbye piano
Cause you're so old I should have sold instead
Goodbye piano (Sorry!)
You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead

[Outro (Spoken)]
Goodbye piano! It was glorious knowing you the past month or two! But as usual, they're sending me away because I cannot supply the money they want! But wherever I go, I know I'll meet your brothers and sisters! And of course they would gladly let me play their boards all day long! Now you rest right here, okay? You rest right here like a good little set of keys should! And don't let anyone give you a whipping, as long as you live, okay?