Mangoat

Mangoat

Mangoat

Lotta good that P.H.D. did me
Stuck, grocery store security
Cigar store Indian
Fake badge authority
Nothing ever happens here

Hark!
Camera, aisle 5
Dude with hair sprayed on
Pocketing razors
Pantyhose, why not
Can opener, and creme corn
What?!

Mangoat
Too hairy
Must shave
Must warn others
No foam
All alone
Gorilla hair
Must go

Creme corn
Creme corn
Yep

Mangoat

Poor Kaw-Liga
Never got his kiss
No one-way mirrors
To lurk behind as you undress

Aye!
He's headed for the back
Singing "The hills are alive
With the sound of music"
Yonder
Lady screams

Mangoat
In my stall
Make him stop
He'll shave us all
Hair off his back
Round the room it flies
Inquiring minds
Wanna know why

Creme corn
Creme corn
Why?

Mangoat
Come out of that bathroom
We have you surrounded

Mangoat
Clean up your hairy mess
Give up that frothy chew toy
This goat is stressed

Come out with cloven hooves
Above your mossy head
Bite one more officer
You'll trade that rag for lead

Creme corn
Creme corn
Creme corn
Creme corn
Creme corn
Creme corn
Creme corn
Creme corn
Why?