Man Ray vs. Team Rocket - Doltish Rap Battle of Everything

Man Ray:
It’s Man Ray, best villain in the business
Keep raps great for the thrill of a quick diss
Can’t catch a mouse, ooh, that’s really tellin’
Threats are ‘bout as empty as under my helmet

Well then, my victory’s non-negotiable
Keep the flow ready like a Gyarados or Wartortle
On blast against, weapons or Pokemon, the same game
Leave James like Wobbuffet, can only say his name

Take my Ray Gun and blast through you
Mermaid Man’s retired so, I choose you!
Blasting off again! It’s the same with you misfits
Make like a Game Freak employee, and quit this

Team Rocket:
Prepare for trouble.. Make it double..
Cuz we’re gonna pop off like The Dirty Bubble!
All you E.V.I.L members are so utterly lame
We could catch you, but Boss would tell us “try again!”

Meowth, that’s right! You’re not even worth the fight!
But we’ll use you as practice to make catches multiply!
It’s too easy, aren’t there any better?
You’re right, to beat you all we’d need is a feather!

You’re not a villain! You’re merely an annoyance
A sponge has a better chance to destroy us!
You’re little group E.V.I.L? That’s ours to take!
You’re such a goody two shoes you can’t even rob a bank!

Man Ray:
Like in all your other fights, you’ve missed
Try throwing better blows, that’s Red Mist
All your outfits are a sight for sore eyes
Instead of delivering lines, try a different disguise

I’ll beat you cuz I don’t like Team Rocket
I stomp on foes like a box full of wallets
Stop it, you better quit wasting my time
Or prepare yourself to die, cuz the victory is mine!

Team Rocket:
We always get back up after blasting off!
You can’t get back up after tartar sauce!
You can’t be a villain! You’re weaker than Wobbuffet!
(Wobbuffet!) Hey, that’s a compliment!

Stop fighting you two! Yeah, stick to the plan!
Cause we’ll finally win after this attack!
We’ll admit you did well, but you’re still not a winner
Your verses were like Bulbasaur - perfect for beginners!