Caine vs Monokuma - Doltish Rap Battle of Everything

Caine:
The name’s Caine and you that I’m the greatest
Judging from other Visual Novels: you seem like the tamest!
Cuz with your Pop Art aesthetics you’re not a dangerous problem
And if you’ve seen my other battle, you know that I pop off!

You know that Caine’s the best, I played your game, it’s a great mess
Got bad characters, bad games, and lots of bad ratings
Junko created you cuz she was bored? That’s crazy!
It’s clear she’s abstracted so I’ll lock her in the basement

Monokuma:
Finished? Thank god, that verse was putrid!
I’ve found you guilty so it’s time for execution!
Unfortunately for you, there’s no exit for you sir
I’ll make like Alter Ego, when I’m crushing this computer!

BAM BAM! BANG BANG! Like there’s no tomorrow
Cookie cutter plot, it’s like you bought it from Costco
Say my game is bad? You’re not one to talk bro
Your plot just keeps going in circles like it was Mondo!

Caine:
Okay….. I don’t really care
You really think I’ll take threats seriously from a teddy bear?
Ending the world cuz it’s boring isn’t really fair
So I’ll bring the end to you too I’ll break this Build-A-Bear

Monokuma:
Calling me a Build-A-Bear? You look like a toy too you freak
I’ll spend a whole week knocking out your wind up teeth
From the other one and here, in battles you keep blundering
So I’ll put you out of that misery I’m done with your punishment