Man in a Red Mask (Nobody Knows)

[Chorus]
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows that
Underneath the red mask
Nobody knows
Said underneath the red mask
Nobody knows
Said underneath the mask
Is a cattle molester

[Verse 1]
Keep your cows hidden
From the man in the red mask
Keep your cows hidden
From the man in the red mask
Keep your cows hidden
From the man in the red mask
Or he will be
Milkin' and drinkin'
Milkin' and drinkin'
Milkin' and drinkin'
All of the sweet white udder glaze
Milkin' and drinkin'
Milkin' and drinkin'
Milkin' and drinkin'
All of the sweet white udder glaze

[Verse 2]
I be milkin' and thinkin'
'Bout all the milk I been drinkin'
And just before you been blinkin'
All of the cattle are singin'
Because the milk'll be flingin'
And all the bells'll be ringin'
And all the udders be stingin'
And stinkin' and leakin'
Like Lincoln logs
Oh my god
What a rod
Drippin' on my nippy nogs
Now I'm just sitting here
Sippin' on my eggy nog
Some call me crazy
Some call me a theif
So you better keep a real
Close eye on your beef

[Bridge]
There he is milked up
With a milk cup
Watch him do an ill strut
Sayin' "What's up?"
But
He wants to make it be known
That the milkin' ain't over till the cows come home
There he is milked up
With a milk cup
Watch him do an ill strut
Sayin' "What's up?"
But
He wants to make it be known
That the milkin' ain't over till the cows come home

[Chorus]
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows
There's a man in a red mask
Nobody knows that
Underneath the red mask
Nobody knows
Said underneath the red mask
Nobody knows
Said underneath the mask
Is a cattle molester