Man in a Dress

Your skyscraper self-esteem is a beautiful strength
Your overly sensitive friends are kept at arm's length
Most importantly you should not be eager to impress
Basically what you need is a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
You need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)

You cannot be a weeping willow crying at dumb movies (I hated Titanic you see)
You should rock like Brian Grillo, make an oil can out of me (I vomited projectively)
Disregard all childish notions of romantic sex ('Mantic sex)
Basically what you need is a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
You need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)

Now if you forget my birthday, darling, it won't mean a thing (When was your birthday anyway?)
Just bring me a card from Thrifty's two days late, that'll be okay (Somе cake and ice cream by thе way)
Most importantly you should not be eager to impress
See, basically what you need is a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
You need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)

Don't make me no chicken soup when I get the flu (I don't even like chicken soup)
You can disappear for days, it's alright babe, 'cause I'm gone too (In fact I'll be flying the coop)
Disregard all childish notions of romantic sex ('Mantic sex)
See, basically what you need is a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
You need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
You need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a man (Man)
In a dress (In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a (Man)
(In a dress)
Ooh oh you need a (Man)
(In a dress)
(Man)
(In a dress)